Jan28

We in the streets playa, getcha mail

It’s only two places you’ll end up - either dead or in jail 

Still nowhere to go…

still nowhere to go

Jan28
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Jan23
Currently Digging:
The African Queen
on Netflix Instant Streaming.  If you’re one of those people who’s always complaining about the selection on Netflix and you haven’t seen this movie…
Proceed with the execution.

Currently Digging:

The African Queen

on Netflix Instant Streaming.  If you’re one of those people who’s always complaining about the selection on Netflix and you haven’t seen this movie…

Proceed with the execution.

Jan23
Jan23

Incredible upcoming biopic about Abraham Lincoln.

Jan23
Fuck those scumbags.  Seriously.  GTFO the road.

Fuck those scumbags.  Seriously.  GTFO the road.

Jan23

People are always asking me if I’m Jesus.

I wish that was a joke.  It’s worse when I have facial hair. 

One guy walked up to me while I was sitting in the cab and asked to take a picture.  It wasn’t the first time it’d happened, so it didn’t strike me as odd.  Then he’s like “I’m going to put this on Facebook.  Caption:  Jesus took the wheel.”

God damn it.

I know this guy who has a full beard and long hair, and he gets the same thing.  And he’s blond.  Just like Jesus.  So it’s probably worse for him.

It’s kind of depressing when everyone has the same flat top hair cut (spikes in front: optional), and anyone with long hair is confused with someone’s Lord and Savior.

Doesn’t anybody remember the Beatles?  No wonder they said they were bigger than Jesus.  There were 4 of them!

I often wonder if this happened to Osama bin Laden… or Charlie Manson.  That would explain a lot, actually.

Jan23

I cleaned my room today.  Even vacuumed.

Jan23

Kiss Me Deadly by Generation X

Jan22
I couldn’t agree more.
If you mean “a waste of time.”
Lingerie is overrated.  It does more to make women feel sexy than anything else.  Give me a girl wearing a simple pair of panties, and nothing else… we’ll still reach our final destination and the trip’s probably going to be just as fun.
If you’re wrapping an X-Box 360… a gift bag will do just fine.  They’re still going to love you for what’s inside.
If you need a well-tailored, three piece suit that costs more than five pairs of jeans and five t-shirts combined… well, it’s the thought that counts.

I couldn’t agree more.

If you mean “a waste of time.”

Lingerie is overrated.  It does more to make women feel sexy than anything else.  Give me a girl wearing a simple pair of panties, and nothing else… we’ll still reach our final destination and the trip’s probably going to be just as fun.

If you’re wrapping an X-Box 360… a gift bag will do just fine.  They’re still going to love you for what’s inside.

If you need a well-tailored, three piece suit that costs more than five pairs of jeans and five t-shirts combined… well, it’s the thought that counts.

(Source: theblacktie, via tan-cotidiano-como-tu)

Jan21
so good.

so good.

Jan21
Jan21

How can anyone wait a whole year for more Sherlock?  Moriarty was so good.  I love this quote.