June 29th, 2009 - Tyler - permalink
I was walking up the street the other day, I happened to glance up and see a sign in a window that said “Blowjobs $3″ I’m like holy fuck, that can’t be right. Way too cheap. I mean, granted, in…
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One day after the news broke he lifted the Cubs over the Sox with a three run…
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Take a minute, clear your head. Imagine, specifically, the worst possible thing you could ever do in a world without consequence. Step by step, think about what you would do if there was absolutely nothing to stop you and you…
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Take a bus somewhere you haven’t been and try to walk home. I wouldn’t recommend going without a net the first time out, may want to carry some cash just in case, and arm yourself if you have to go…
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Tag something. Make a change to your environment. The more public, the better. Send a message, write your name, just let the world know you exist. Extra points for corporate property, and defacing propaganda. Leave original art alone. Oh yeah,…
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This story was written for UWeekly, after telling me it was in consideration for the cover, they pulled it entirely. Meh, I expected that from the beginning, until it was in consideration for the cover.
The woman downtown with…
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