September 12th, 2009 - Tyler - permalink
I was lying on my front porch some time in the late afternoon; on top of this concrete barrier that drops about six feet to the yard. My neighbor, the heavy set grandmother we share porch space with, planted a…
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They call me the Prof and you know I’m the truth
Smells like evidence but they got no proof
Cruisin with Sloth, retractable roof
He’s half out of the car screaming “Baby Ruth!”
Little emo…
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I walk out of the house and barely make it five blocks before I’m forced to detour slightly or negotiate a path around some construction workers, a small bulldozer and a cement truck. Normally, this would be simple on foot,…
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