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January 26th, 2010 - Tyler - permalink
Tyler Sutherland The Facebook Ad in the right margin is asking me “Want a Christian Girl?” HAHAHAHA, holy fuck, did you ever come to the wrong place…
2 hours ago
Tyler Sutherland
Being a hot Christian Girl is sort of like being a seven foot black guy with a small dick who can’t play basketball. What a fucking waste. Now, if you’ll excuse me, there’s a lynch mob at my door…seems to consist mostly of feminist Christians and motivated black men…yes, I’m sure of it, it’s an army of oxymorons.
2 hours ago ·
Martell Bolden
Haha
about an hour ago ·
Tyler Sutherland
Martell, you know I’m not a neo nazi, just an asshole.
about an hour ago ·
Martell Bolden
I know but it was funny as hell
about an hour ago ·
Tyler Sutherland
Ah haha thanks man, I wasn’t sure if you thought so, or if that was more like a “ha ha very funny mother fucker!”. So I’m sitting here with all this white guilt/anxiety thinking “great, the one guy I don’t want to piss off with a joke like that now thinks I’m racist, great…” Hahah
about an hour ago ·
brittany piper
haha i mark all ads like that as “offensive” although i get mostly republican ads. not sure why.
about an hour ago ·
Martell Bolden
Nah, I just saw the ad myself. It’s kinda ridiculous haha
about an hour ago ·
Tyler Sutherland
I know. Why me? Why don’t I get the Muslim singles ad?
about an hour ago ·
Tyler Sutherland
By the way. Brittany, Martell, we need to have a discussion about haha etiquette. Now, if you stick an extra h on the end there it adds a sense of sincerity to the laughter, where as haha leaves this reviewer feeling cold…and empty. Hahaha is the shit, that’s the thinking man’s equivalent to laugh out loud, which should be taken and used literally. Hahah is like, that’s a legit laugh, but I’m laughing on the inside. Then there’s HAHAHA which is roflmfao.
about an hour ago ·
Nick Bland
So.. is Ha short for “Go fuck yourself”?
about an hour ago ·
Tyler Sutherland
Yeah Ha is like “forget about it!”
about an hour ago ·
brittany piper
i mostly agree with you, but if i end with an ‘h’ i feel like i stopped typing in the middle of a syllable. don’t take it the wrong way.
for me,
“ha” is only used sarcastically.
“haha” is laughing on the inside mostly, or it probably made me smirk…. See More
“hahaha” has no real distinction from “haha.”
“hahahahahaahahahhaha” (when the letters get jumbled) is used when i get teary-eyed.
about an hour ago ·
Tyler Sutherland
Brittany, I respect your position…that extra h may leave some feeling unsatisfied, like where’s the fucking a…did they give me an extra h or short me on the a? Maybe rounding off the ha’s is the fair compromise.
Still I’m going to stick to the H. In more ways than one.
Anyone a fan of jajajaja?
about an hour ago ·
brittany piper
no i hate it.
it’s like you’re deliberately making typos, which is like deliberately using poor grammar.
which is a clear sign of lesser intelligence. hahaH
about an hour ago ·
brittany piper
also, before anyone comments about it. i use punctuation to indicate my speech delivery. this is why i put a period after the word “grammar.” it’s a pregnant pause.
i’m fascistic about grammar.
58 minutes ago ·
Tyler Sutherland
Note: It appears my hypocrisy knows no bounds…”Ah haha thanks man, I wasn’t sure”
Exception to the Rule: (my hypocrisy goes only so far…) because that was an Ah-haha, I realized something and chuckled all in one motion. Very risky, but when you can pull it off, wow…I mean look out.
Conclusion: I am neurotic, there is method to my madness…fucking Willie Shakes
58 minutes ago ·
Nick Bland
No to jajajaja, but what about HEHE? I also don’t know the best way to no sell a joke.. a heh or ha.
57 minutes ago ·
Tyler Sutherland
Despite the pronoun, I find hehe to be very effeminate, and consequently repugnant. haha. jajaja is so fucking lame it makes me want to break something. I come across it mostly in online poker when some fucking tool who uses the term “donk” way too much just so they can feel like they’re in the club loses a hand that they don’t feel like they should have lost, they say “jajajaja”
“this is why i put a period after the word “grammar.” it’s a pregnant pause.”
You’re on a nother fuckin level. I applaud you…. See More
54 minutes ago ·
Nick Bland
Yeah.. when someone says hehe I think of a little girl giggle. But I like to give some people the benefit of the doubt that maybe they left off an H and meant heheh.. which is slightly creepy.
52 minutes ago ·
brittany piper
i can’t find an appropriate scenario for “hehe,” no matter how many syllables. and “heheh” make me think of rapists for some reason.
48 minutes ago ·
Tyler Sutherland
hahahaha yeah slightly creepy but I like heh…probably continue using it because if there’s one thing I never have to worry about it’s being misunderstood and looking like a creep…
And as a matter of fact I’ve given the same benefit of the doubt when I’ve come across it on the same line of thinking…but hehe on a girl is cool. I can deal with that. I’m just talking about personal use here.
48 minutes ago ·
Tyler Sutherland
But then again I’m not completely uncomfortable with a girl seeming like a rapist either. So there you go.
47 minutes ago ·
brittany piper
it think it’s safer to genuinely laugh using any form of “ha.” and it’s sarcastic or nervous to use “he.” that’s how i read it. nervous in the sense that you’re not sure if the reader will think it’s funny, so you’re afraid to fully laugh.
35 minutes ago ·
Tyler Sutherland
…heh heh heh… Yeah I could definitely see some nervous eyes scanning the room doing that laugh. And oddly, they belong to a man in a tan rain coat, and nothing else underneath…but they don’t know that…yet…
34 minutes ago ·
Tyler Sutherland
But I can’t stop. heh is my chuckle. I can’t lose that, it’s my third best pitch.
32 minutes ago ·
Tyler Sutherland
And I don’t know what you mean by “safer” brittany but the day you respond to me with a vile, singular “ha” is the day you’re sentenced to a head butt to the bridge of the nose the next time we see each other…
29 minutes ago ·
Tyler Sutherland
Aaaand in 26 comments we’ve covered most of the bases…bashed religion, made some racist comments, talked about online laughter, discussed rape and indecent exposure…now violence against women, I think we can almost call it a night unless you guys are up for some antisemitism?
25 minutes ago ·
brittany piper
jewfag. i thought i’d throw in a little homophobia.
also safer=more likely to be interpreted without a creepy/sarcastic/whatever meaning behind it.
oh, and because i missed the religion part, god’s not real. the sims is a computer game, not a reality.
18 minutes ago ·
Tyler Sutherland
Absence of evidence is not evidence of absence! The Sims are REAL because I can see them, in the house that I, the Lord, created with infinite money…
12 minutes ago ·
brittany piper
rosebud; rosebud; rosebud; rosebud; rosebud
unfortunately a deposit for 5000 simolians was not just added to my checking account. i checked.
there’s your evidence.
10 minutes ago ·
Tyler Sutherland
Ah, see, there’s your problem right there. You’re doin it wrong.
Hint: Easy Money
Head to an ATM anywhere in the city, and cause a traffic jam in the area. Wait for someone to approach the ATM and take money out of it, and then eliminate that person. The traffic jam should ensure that no ambulance can reach the injured person, so if you run a short distance away and return, you can grab the money that dead person dropped over and over again…. See More
When you’ve had your fill there, take out your cell phone and dial (486)-555-0100. You’ll thank me in the morning. Keep in mind, the weapons cheat will limit your ability to unlock certain achievements.
5 minutes ago ·
brittany piper
that sounds like grand theft auto. hahaha
4 minutes ago ·
Tyler Sutherland
what do you mean…heh…heh…heh (woosh)
3 minutes ago ·
Tyler Sutherland
(that was the sound of the raincoat guy exposing himself)
2 minutes ago ·