February 2012
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A lovely young lady I met at the bar licked the side of my face after I sang Closer by Nine Inch Nails. Then everybody got pregnant.
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Ever say something out of sheer, stream-of-conscious word association and not realize there are offensive implications? This is a repeated theme throughout my life.
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Someone took a picture I made... →
and pissed off every teenager on reddit. (link above. I shouldn’t have to say that.)
Here’s a link to the original.
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I got a Butterfinger Ice Cream Bar at the gas station on Farmington Road. I had a trip on my screen, someone needing to be picked up on Roanoke, near Methodist Hospital.
These are bad life decisions, by the way. Shouldn’t be delaying because I have a craving. But, they’re so damn good. That is, if you’re a fan of delicious flavor.
I ate it enroute. It seemed best to...
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The Knicks are scary with Jeremy Lin.
You can see it in their faces in the interviews after these wins. Amare Stoudemire, Tyson Chandler, they’re all smiles when taking questions on a guy no one knew a week ago, who’s getting all the attention during a big seven game winning streak.
Why not? He seems to have prompted it.
Lin scored more points in his first five starts than anyone...
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To the many movies it may concern,
I know about Blu-ray.
I am very well informed on its technical superiority over DVD’s. I’m going to keep watching DVD’s anyway, so you can stop trying to sell me Blu-ray on every DVD I rent… because it’s been common knowledge for the last 5 years. Even when watching an HD-TV, I still don’t care enough to think Blu-ray.
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The internet is methadone for relationships.
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Bulls vs Nets tonight.
It’s a battle of point guards in tonight’s Bulls game. Deron Williams and the Nets will have another shot at Derrick Rose and Chicago.
The Bulls got the best of the Nets a month ago, and they’ll probably win by more this time around, despite the fact that tonight it’s in New Jersey.
Luol Deng will be in the line-up tonight, his second game since returning from an...
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I talk to myself and I’m labeled crazy.
I talk to God and I’m a moral authority.
And
I
am
real.
Probably.
“get good at it, compete, win trillions of dollars.
but keep in mind
no matter...”
– Soap
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Super Bowl
The Superbowl has ended and the New York Giants are champions again.
It went the way I expected, a great game overall. The Giants outplayed the Patriots from start to finish, it wasn’t as close as the 21 to 17 result and dramatic ending would have you believe.
The game moved slower than the Patriots would have liked, the Giants coverage was superb, and the pass rush came up huge. They...
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High Tide? →
30 bales of weed, worth a total of half a million dollars, were found floating near a beach in California. Ok, I don’t care, and I didn’t even read the story so much as I wanted to use that headline.
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And why is it Whenever we’re apart we’re constantly daring each other to fall in love again
And whenever we’re together we’re daring each other to leave again
Yes of course because then it’s dishes in the sink laundry rent paychecks uncompromising and contrasting sleep needs routine and ruts
And then the dream is dead the idea that there’s still something or...
January 2012
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Halftime in the Bulls and Heat game.
I hate when big games in sports that aren’t typically on ABC, NBC, CBS or FOX are then transplanted to one of the major networks. The flow of the game is disrupted by touch fouls, there are constant game breaks for extended commercials, mid-game interviews… and the announcers typically suck. The commentary is more team or player hype than useful...
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Innocent Until Proven Guilty... and Tortured Until... →
This is the justice system. This is what we call “rehabilitation.”
A man arrested for DWI in New Mexico spent two years in solitary confinement, being prescribed powerful psychotropic drugs without being seen by a doctor. He lived in deplorable conditions as his mind and body deteriorated. He went in with clinical depression… he came out so mentally ill that he was deemed...
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People are always asking me if I’m Jesus.
I wish that was a joke. It’s worse when I have facial hair.
One guy walked up to me while I was sitting in the cab and asked to take a picture. It wasn’t the first time it’d happened, so it didn’t strike me as odd. Then he’s like “I’m going to put this on Facebook. Caption: Jesus took the...
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I cleaned my room today. Even vacuumed.
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WatchI’m not a big fan of Harry Potter (neutral, I’d say), but I am a devout follower of very well done re-cut movie trailers.
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