People are always asking me if I’m Jesus.

I wish that was a joke.  It’s worse when I have facial hair. 

One guy walked up to me while I was sitting in the cab and asked to take a picture.  It wasn’t the first time it’d happened, so it didn’t strike me as odd.  Then he’s like “I’m going to put this on Facebook.  Caption:  Jesus took the wheel.”

God damn it.

I know this guy who has a full beard and long hair, and he gets the same thing.  And he’s blond.  Just like Jesus.  So it’s probably worse for him.

It’s kind of depressing when everyone has the same flat top hair cut (spikes in front: optional), and anyone with long hair is confused with someone’s Lord and Savior.

Doesn’t anybody remember the Beatles?  No wonder they said they were bigger than Jesus.  There were 4 of them!

I often wonder if this happened to Osama bin Laden… or Charlie Manson.  That would explain a lot, actually.